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Jose Mourinho

by Someone 00 June 1, 2022
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jose

Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship
Jose is my best friend
by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015
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No way Jose

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014
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Stoweaway Jose

Jose Cuervo and Sailor Jerry in one drink, no mixer, no subsitutes.
Yo, will pounded the shit out of that stoweaway jose, what a man.
by grenerd February 8, 2009
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Jolee

is a breath of fresh spring air! Anyone that has anything bad to say about Jolee, doesn`t know her, or is jealous. Jolee is beautiful beyond compare inside and out. She has a kind, and gentil way that puts people at ease. When Jolee`s not around, the world is dark; her smile parts clouds, and brightens lives. She`s always a beaming ray of sunshine! Jolee`s my favorite name, because Jolee is my favorite person.
I caught this smile on my face from Jolee. Her smile`s contageous!
by live42day June 21, 2011
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Josef

Someone who is captivating and creative spirit. Knows how to use words into having people give him what he wants. Has a dark mind but soft heart. Usually has poor decision making. Someone who is very sensitive and needs a lot of love. Someone who you're drawn to for life for reasons you don't know. They might come into your mind from time to time and hard to forget. They are fun to be around and terrible singers (when making fun of a song). They are tatooed of their favorite bands and logos. Writing and music is an extreme passion for them. They like rap music and are freaksof nature if you let them. They like to stay up late and party at rock concerts. They are always looking for happiness but always seem to be stuck on one person.
Josef, I can't believe you said that!
by freestylewritereatsownwords January 30, 2019
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Undercover José

While you are getting dome, cum in the girl's mouth. She then spits the cum in your asshole, and you proceed to fart the cum all over her face.
Undercover José- I think its quite self explanatory
by ThatOneNozZ January 26, 2010
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