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José Dumpster

The act of shitting in another's mouth
by ...bleh July 25, 2022
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José Miguel argueta Rodriguez

Big tall ass nigga that will beat yo ass In 1 flick,trust me I know that my boy dude brother man
Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that

Divine:did you record it
by Jose’s-best-buddy November 25, 2019
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José

by oopsxd January 12, 2022
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José

José es un galan con gran pene para todas las chicas y generalmente tiene muchos amigos que pueden ser molestos o groseros a veces, pero es tan adorable que es amable, guapo, inteligente, cariñoso, divertido y maduro, lo que significa que tiene un pene grande y dice chistes sucios. Un José talentoso y un verdadero hombre en la cama que te hará salir en silla de ruedas si lo dejas jugar rudo. Un José es alguien que todo el mundo quiere, pero José elegirá una mujer en especial, es un hombre único en la vida, no dejes que te deje porque te arrepentirás.
Todas las chicas: "Dios mío es ese José"
Una chica: "Él es mío perras"
José: "Hay suficiente de mí para todas ustedes"
by Bigdickbig November 23, 2021
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María José

Maria Jose is amazing, so gorgeous and always has a lot to contribute. She is one of those people that you will never regret meeting, seriously, she is wonderful. She can be somewhat unnoticed, but when you get to know her, you realize she is full of surprises. She is fascinating. Maria Jose has a heart of gold, she always wishes the best for others and acts accordingly, she has the courage to forgive, however, she will never forget and that is very clear, she has been through a lot of shit, but she tries to move forward in spite of it. Physically she is quite attractive, she may not admit it, but she is, with her brown hair and beautiful honey-colored eyes, it should also be noted that she has great lips, bro she is hot, damn. Maria Jose can be a bit bipolar, she changes moods more than she changes her underwear lol, one of two things, either she gets really angry or she cries until she can't anymore, but in general, she tries to keep her vibes as calm as possible. Her emotions may not be very stable, but if her health, she never gets sick, literally, NEVER! Oh, She is very, very dedicated and committed, without having to remind you of her plans even once, you will see, Maria Jose is phenomenal, one of the most unique girls out there, appreciate her! :)
María José is phenomenal.
María José is so beautiful.
María José is special.

María José is unique.
I really love María José! ♡︎
by kooiloveu November 23, 2021
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Sloppy José

When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.
I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.
by Elena Fuente November 10, 2019
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José

"OMG that's one sexy piece of meat"
"its José"
by MIMimari December 12, 2024
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