José Carioca

José "Zé" Carioca is a cartoon anthropomorphic parrot created by the Brazilian cartoonist José Carlos de Brito
Has a sexy af voice

And is boyfriends with Donald Duck & Panchito Pistoles

Guys what was the name of that super cool parrot again?
José Carioca?
Yes!!

by Todee September 4, 2021

Simón José

I s a good person, but in some stressful cases, his laugh is contagious, like his penis, very funny, but lonely at the same time, his first love was a failure, and the one that followed after that too, he hates the Samuels but nothing compares to him I hate that he has SOSO.

I had a Simon, the great man, but he became a fag

Simón José is definition comes from YES, which means positive, yes to everything.

by Sancha August 4, 2023

Simón José

Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO

Simón José definition comes from SI, which means positive, yes to everything.

by Sancha August 4, 2023

José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden May 18, 2011

José Miguel argueta Rodriguez

Big tall ass nigga that will beat yo ass In 1 flick,trust me I know that my boy dude brother man

Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that

Divine:did you record it

by Jose’s-best-buddy November 26, 2019

José Orozco

His bsf was fake af, But yet He still managed to be more happy with his bsf.... still proves to be a loyal person

José Orozco is still loyal without having a bsf.

by @jjjoo November 11, 2018

José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...

by enroiv August 30, 2019