José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

José Miguel argueta Rodriguez

Big tall ass nigga that will beat yo ass In 1 flick,trust me I know that my boy dude brother man

Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that

Divine:did you record it

by Jose’s-best-buddy November 25, 2019

José Dumpster

The act of shitting in another's mouth

Man that girl is a José Dumpster

by ...bleh July 25, 2022

José

A female friend or someone you have intrest in.

My friend asked me " if still talk to the same José or am I seeing someone new?"

by Lul gabe finesse October 5, 2020

José

He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He’s always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!

“Yo man José totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what she does!”

by japoneseguy November 21, 2021

José

a badass motor boy lookin ahh, sexiest man alive

"OMG that's one sexy piece of meat"
"its José"

by MIMimari December 12, 2024

José Carioca

José "Zé" Carioca is a cartoon anthropomorphic parrot created by the Brazilian cartoonist José Carlos de Brito
Has a sexy af voice

And is boyfriends with Donald Duck & Panchito Pistoles

Guys what was the name of that super cool parrot again?
José Carioca?
Yes!!

by Todee September 3, 2021