Joris 7a

He is the weirdest guy in the whole class, if you smell his breath you will die.

Aron: jeg hater deg Joris 7a

by Urban Bictionary September 13, 2021

Joris Bohnson

When six year old kids try to be funny about politics.

6 year old: Joris Bohnson'a on the news again.

Mum: Michael, thats enough ROBLOX for one day.

by tumarto February 6, 2022

joris bonson

Boris Johnsons wasteman of a brudda

Joris Bonson (Jobo) the likl eediat

by Man of Waste October 20, 2022

Dirty Joris

When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.

How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.

by Shensu October 13, 2021

Old Joris

1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.

2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.

3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.

4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.

Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....

by Nerder The King April 17, 2018

jolissa

The best girl you have ever met... she will make you laugh...ALOT you can never be down with Jolissa around..

Thats one beautiful Jolissa.

by anthonyloveshisxj October 28, 2014

Jolisa

Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL

WOAH MAN Jolisa is your girlfriend?!

by uncutcheese April 22, 2020