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Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
by Olthepol January 19, 2023
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jocko homo

A kickass song by Devo. Not as well known as Devo's biggest hit, Whip It.
Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O!
by revo January 30, 2005
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jockodacious

Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.
James McFadden's wonder-goal for Scotland against France in Paris 2007 was most jockodacious!

I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.
by haileys February 16, 2008
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jonken

adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius
"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"
by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005
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Jono Special

n. The result of ejaculating onto feces.
G: What took you so long in there?
J: Oh sorry, I was making a Jono Special.
G: Get out of my house.
by CrazedFiend July 8, 2010
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Jockocracy

(rarely spelled as "jocktocracy")

A scholastic environment (usually college/university, sometimes high school) where sports/athletics are placed as the highest priority of “education”, above (often far above) all others. Sports/athletic participants (“jocks”) are viewed, by those in charge, as the greatest heroes of this environment. They are usually aware of this, and take unfair advantage of it – usually exerting unfair influence on non-jocks, and non-athletic instructors. Often, they get away with this more freely than others would. (This usually drags down the actual educational standards of the entire institution.)

Commercial work situations managed by rabid sports fans can have a similar situation.
Funding for math and science were cut, again, because this is a jockocracy.
by Lite Yagami August 23, 2008
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Joko

A word used to describe a fellow friend/brother - instead of saying fella' or dude
Joko, how are you doing?
That joko is one heck of a drinker man!
Jokos, it's been a great night with you all.
by J.JOKO October 4, 2019
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