Jonah

You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️

Jonah I love you!
Omg Jonah are you breaking up with me?

by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022

jonah

A jonah is a very special person with very special skills like flirting with young childrens ages 7-10. He usually has a basic middle part and tends to be gay and kissing hundreds of men

Oh thats like a jonah weirdo

by theallstar123 May 16, 2022

Jonah

A large Aussie bogan who is responsible for everything.
"When in doubt, blame Jonah."

Guy 1, "I think I left my phone at school,"
Guy 2, "I would blame Jonah."

by Skipper the Dipper November 16, 2016

Jonah

A Jonah is a rare person to come by, they are very kind, considerate, funny, and most would say hot. A Jonah is sexy af and you'd be lucky to have one in your life.

Girl: I just met the most amazing boy!
Other Girl: Really? Who?
Girl: His name is Jonah, He's extremely hot
Other Girl: OHHH! HIM?!?!? HE"S MR. UNIVERSE
Girl: Imma go pull a Jonah on him.

by TheMysteriousPersonYouDontKnow September 24, 2019

Jonah

Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him

"Dude, a Jonah just came into my life"
"Yeah your life sucks"

by Ekud33 January 17, 2020

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

jonah

Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.

He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.

by yyz113 April 15, 2008