Johny

Johny is a cuck, he loves being next to other girls but never getting anything from them, he has never had sexual intercourse and he knows the feeling of not being loved by a girl. He is weak, mostly small and not too athletic, most gianlucas are good at League of Legends but bad at Destiny or FPS games. Gianlucas have always had a hard life and this will never change.

Bro someone just fucked the girlfriend of my homie
Wich homie?
Johny..
Well, what did you expect, hes a cuck.

by dictionary1919 July 24, 2023

Johny

Person who fuk cars and play with Brazilian girls.
Very beautiful.

Johny stole my wife but I love him

by Ainhoainada November 23, 2021

johny applesteed

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar

God there's johny AppleSteed

by His daddy January 25, 2018

A Johny Poo-Poo Incident

This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.

My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.

by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024

johny boi wick

when a group of homeless 52 year olds gang rapes a 7 year old.

hey guys, we should johny boi wick that 7 year old...

by nigger whipper 900000000 January 11, 2019

Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010