Johnell

A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)

Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.

The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!

by inevitableloser November 24, 2018

johneauah

Someone who is very truthful, faithful and someone who dreams big

Johneauah....

by Johneauah January 23, 2020

jonerous

Combining the name Jonathan with the word generous....... Because he is.....

Jonathan sure looks out for a lot of people and is very Jonerous with his resources......

by LemmeF1ndOut April 11, 2020

Johney

Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.

"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"

by coomlag January 15, 2022

san jonero

norteno that lives in san jose

its that crazy ene gato loco holms, simon its that san jonero mas chingon, ill kill anyone who be beggin fo this bone,especially when i got my four-five chrome

by $LEEPY January 20, 2004

johntry

a human of such gay characteristics he bleeds from the ears. usually a myspace whore, with no actual friends. is a doucherocket, with no pubes and titties. a person that gets called a johntry usually has buys fake tims and shits in his pants a lot

Dude, I know this kid and he's a fucking johntry, he needs to go fuck a doorknob!

by Peter Poppintitties September 26, 2006

mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008