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a human of such gay characteristics he bleeds from the ears. usually a myspace whore, with no actual friends. is a doucherocket, with no pubes and titties. a person that gets called a johntry usually has buys fake tims and shits in his pants a lot
Dude, I know this kid and he's a fucking johntry, he needs to go fuck a doorknob!
johntry by Peter Poppintitties September 26, 2006
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Toast, with butter and marmite.
I'ma have some Johnty for breakfast. yumm.
Johnty by hope128 January 28, 2010
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johntroy 

really nice and cute he is lovely and he love to ack like he dose n like a girl but he love her he is a awesome kisser he love to cuddle and we will always make yor day he love to play wth your feelings and can break your heart really easily but don't be scared he will always come back and say sorry over and over
Johntroy cn be rude and msexy
johntroy by pageyyyy8888 March 17, 2021
A person who is real not from his self but to oders too
The word Johnryl is from bible from the root word john and he is real
Johnryl by MrFake R October 17, 2021
Johntay is a fine boy and very athletic. He is mostly know to attract lots of girls and girls are known to come to him. Johntay is a boy who would one day become to be very famous one day. You can tell Johntay anything and he can keep it. Johntay is really friendly person and always ready to talk. He is very cool, sexy, and a great person. You would always want to around Johntay and never leave. Everybody hopes they would meet a Johntay one day 😍.
Is that johntay with his fine self

His name must be johntay the way he looks and acts
johntay by Tootootioo July 16, 2017

Johntravitis 

A terrible disorder with horrible symptoms such as an inexplicable dress sense, naturally slick, greasy hair, ever thickening eyebrows, and worst of all dance related tourettes syndrome.
Jimmy Carr is the only know living sufferer of john travitis, and he is only in the early syndrome of the disease. The dance related dance syndrome is only apparent in the latter stages of the disease. JOHNTRAVITiS!
Johntravitis by chewrocket October 27, 2008
Upper class posh rich person. Quite often looks down upon others in society. Mostly a complete bellend.
Haha look at that Johnty! what a prick
Johnty by MSNBA3 April 30, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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