when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
Get the jinxed toadmug. by supadrai December 3, 2003
Get the jinx tkomug. When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds
Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect
by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019
Get the Jeffries Jinxmug. When two people say the same thing at the same time, and then both say "Jinx" at the same time, if someone says "Hyper Jinx" the other person will be sentenced to a life of eternal shame. If two people Hyper Jinx each other at the same time, the universe will implode.
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): And then i found a dollar!
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Jinx!
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Hyper Jinx!!
*implode*
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Jinx!
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Hyper Jinx!!
*implode*
by Shleppy the Orangey Pant February 19, 2011
Get the Hyper Jinxmug. The occurrence of 2 or more people saying the same exact phrase at the same time.
But, instead of one of the participants exclaiming, "Jinx!" another person may exclaim "Jinx Hijack!" and "Hijack" the jinx from the victims, thus making them speechless.
But, instead of one of the participants exclaiming, "Jinx!" another person may exclaim "Jinx Hijack!" and "Hijack" the jinx from the victims, thus making them speechless.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Jack: I sure am hungry.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I sure am hungry.
{10:10:11 p.m.} Cecil: Jinx Hijack!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I sure am hungry.
{10:10:11 p.m.} Cecil: Jinx Hijack!
by Bradley Giglio June 29, 2008
Get the Jinx Hijackmug. I got E-Jinxed e-jinxed because my girl & I typed the same sentence at the same time while chatting the other night
by Quilly the Porcupine April 22, 2009
Get the E-Jinxmug. Alright kiddies, there are two definitions for this.
1) In baseball, this refers to the superstition that a rookie's second year will be a bad one, i.e. he gets injured, plays a horrible season, or the team falls apart on account of his playing style.
2) In college, it refers to the time when classes are getting much harder, sometimes even the harder than the following years in an undergraduate program. It can also refer to the student changing his/her major and having a hard time with it at first.
1) In baseball, this refers to the superstition that a rookie's second year will be a bad one, i.e. he gets injured, plays a horrible season, or the team falls apart on account of his playing style.
2) In college, it refers to the time when classes are getting much harder, sometimes even the harder than the following years in an undergraduate program. It can also refer to the student changing his/her major and having a hard time with it at first.
1) There are too many to list, check the stats at www.mlb.com
2) Little Billy suffered the Sophomore Jinx when he broke down working on a Rigid Body Mechanics assignment. He's now an Anthropology major.
2) Little Billy suffered the Sophomore Jinx when he broke down working on a Rigid Body Mechanics assignment. He's now an Anthropology major.
by Matt September 5, 2005
Get the Sophomore Jinxmug.