Jewbag

a very beautiful woman

Julia :), she's a jewbag

by haalalallaawafw February 25, 2010

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Ali Jewbag

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.

Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!

by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014

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Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.

"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."

by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011

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jewbaggery

The act of using Jew tricks to confuse or take advantage of someone or something.

Grossman confused us with his jewbaggery.

Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.

by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007

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Jewbag

Jew bag means someone is very annoying or acting like a Jew

man: "uwu"
me: "shut the fuck up you dirty Jewbag"

by rockscxrs May 31, 2021

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jewbagel

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

by Natalie H. April 30, 2006

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