bone clearing Jethro

(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.

After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.

by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

Jetcrafted

Fail something so many times, that you eventually give up and try to do something else, but end up fucking up 10x more and get kicked out of that place.

Person 1:Oh that dude did you hear he Jetcrafted his position in Lakedaimon.
Person 2: Yeah bro.

by Somerandomskiritaeranger October 7, 2019

Big Jeter

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.

Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

Metro Jethro

Metro Jethro: 1) anyone who was born or raised in a small rural area, and now has to function in a big urban area. or vice versa. 2) anyone who understands and appreciates both small town life and big city life. 3) Jon Reep.

I drive a hybrid with a gun rack, thats a Metro Jethro for ya.

by Buddy2425 April 13, 2011

Derek Jeter

The shortstop for the New York Yankees who is not as overrated as people think. He had more hits over a 5-year period than anyone in recent history, and he made what is possibly the greatest play ever during the 2001 ALDS vs the Oakland Athletics.

Derek Jeter is a great shortstop that will definitely make the Hall of Fame. He also has 4 World Series rings, which is 4 more than Nomar Garciaparra (who is excellent as well) and Alex Rodriguez (who sucks Bud Selig's balls) combined.

by It's easy mm-kay! December 22, 2003

jetturbate

To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.

"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."

by the master baster January 8, 2010

[jetro]

fast runner. someone who is not really fast but. sarcastically they are.

dad im gonna beat all those 9th graders! -5yr old little boy
go get em jetro! -dad

by Mkkxoxo January 14, 2009