Jet Ski

To bury one's face in the breasts of a woman with A cups while making a raspberry. Basically, an attempt to motor boat on a woman breasts that aren't at the size necessary to motor boat.

Charlie smiled as he quickly shoved his face into Diana's breasts and made a motor boat sound shaking his head. Unfortunately, Diana lack the proper equipment and he was left with a jet ski.

by TopGunOriginal9 June 29, 2011

jetskippy

An alternate of the term jet (which means to vacate or leave), for people who are just asking to have their asses kicked.

Person 1: Later people, I gotta jetskippy!
Person 2: You fucking fag.

by HS January 3, 2005

jewski

a jew

your a jewski, right?

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

jetskinebriation

noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake

"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."

by G.I. Joel March 1, 2011

Jetskiing

What motorboating is to breasts, jeskiing is to the buttocks.

I walked in on Alex jetskiing a girl last night.

by Bridgland December 28, 2014

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

by southern slang June 7, 2011

jeski

a homo, redneck who attaches himself to trashy women just for the effection of the child which he did not create

he's a real jeski, dude pay's for the crackheads diapers

by john vito October 30, 2007