Jess

An ungrateful bitch that lies about everything if u love her stop even if she says she does she's lying she lies and lies and doesn't stop she is a dickhea that can't stop herself from lying if u love her stop seriously just fucking stop she hates u

Wow Jess dumped me and then told me everything was a lie she's such an ungrateful bitch

by U gotta believe me October 14, 2015

Jess

A true cheerleader in the group that cheers up every situation and everyone! She’s always too nice to turn down a favour and often put others in front of her that sometimes she forgets about her own happiness. She's always there to stand up of for her friends, even if it means to offend someone else. Can be a total savage tho!

Siddhi: *wearing her new wireless earphones*
Jess: WOAHHH SIDDHI YOURE SOOO COOOL. TOO COOL TOO COOL!

by Kiwiziwi February 29, 2020

Jess

She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .

P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019

Jess

Has a foot fetish. 11/10 loves feet. Confirmed fact: bakes cookies at midnight. Has no orange juice so she can't make bacon. Wants bacon. Bacon making pan=dirty. Dirty bacon making pan=depression. Jess is a great person kind of. Very nice. Also very mean. Big meanie. Memes. Loves memes. "Haha Yes".

Person #1: Hey have you met Jess?
Person #2: Nope not yet
Person #1 Yeah you might wanna stay away from her. Or at least cover your feet.
Person #2: why?
Person #1: You didn't know? She has a foot fetish...
Person #2: Oh No
Person #1: Mhm

by Hi I make things accurate :) May 26, 2019

Jess

The biggest cock loving cunt who is a really big cum dumpster and who is secretly hated by everyone she is known by and loves to see jacksepticeye and sing is songs, also a sket

Jess

by Deakrzavhhvhvnc November 25, 2019

Jess

Ugly brown/ranga hair slut who's only friend is her sister or her cousin. Jess either plays ping pong or tennis which both she is completely shit at and she's most likely born a lesbian. Jess's favorite food is oranges and lemon. Jess tries to be healthy when making food choices but she loves to indulge in sweet food which her mum despises. Jess is absolutely huge, she's the biggest woman I've seen in my life, she's a fat fuck.

'Holy shit is that bitches name "jess" she's enormous'
"Ugh, is that Jess with her cousin again?? Aren't they from Alabama"

by pinkflowerlover May 4, 2022

Jess

Can be tall but can be short. Jess' have brown hair but also could have blonde, ginger or any other colour. Sometimes they need glasses but sometimes their eyesight is perfect! Normally have small or large feet but also can have medium sized feet. Beautiful on occasion but sometimes are ugly or just plain. Jealousy is common amongst Jesses however often they are not jealous. A boy loves a Jess but another boy hates a Jess. Jess is for everyone but someone Jess is for no one. Nice personality but can be annoying and draining!!! Jess is really just......there.

Charmaine: Hey friend!
Philippa: Hello There!
Charmaine: You going out tonight with Emma Leigh?

Philippa: No i'm going out with Jess
Charmaine: The sometimes tall girl?
Philippics: Yeah

by ShellQq0 July 31, 2017