When you jizz on top of a boiled jersey royal potato, so it resembles the blob of cream on top of a Mr Kipling's French Fancy cake. Then you or your loved one eats it.
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On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.
The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.
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Get the jersey slide mug.A drinking game played while watching the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', which is about a bunch of guidos (even thought they're not actually from jersey) liviing in the same house.
Take a shot when...
◦There’s someone shown lifting weights
◦Someone says the word “classy”
◦Pauley fixes his hair
◦An Ed Hardy apparel is shown
◦Mike says “The Situation”
◦There’s a fight
◦A guy appears shirtless
◦A girl appears in a bikini top
◦Someone says “guido” or “guidette”
◦Anyone fist bumps
Take a shot when...
◦There’s someone shown lifting weights
◦Someone says the word “classy”
◦Pauley fixes his hair
◦An Ed Hardy apparel is shown
◦Mike says “The Situation”
◦There’s a fight
◦A guy appears shirtless
◦A girl appears in a bikini top
◦Someone says “guido” or “guidette”
◦Anyone fist bumps
(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.
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- A chick who only goes after members of a certain athletic team. Always in attendence at each of the teams matches or games, she can usually be seen pointing out members of the team in which she has met and/or has had sexual relations with. When not attending games, she can be found in and/or around local gymnasiums and athletic fields. Of the ones who are not obese, they are generally club going girls that tend to flock towards the best players of the team but are typically satisfied with any member listed on this weeks roster or that participates in warmups.
- A chick who only goes after members of a certain athletic team. Always in attendence at each of the teams matches or games, she can usually be seen pointing out members of the team in which she has met and/or has had sexual relations with. When not attending games, she can be found in and/or around local gymnasiums and athletic fields. Of the ones who are not obese, they are generally club going girls that tend to flock towards the best players of the team but are typically satisfied with any member listed on this weeks roster or that participates in warmups.
Man, dressing this week was the best thing that ever happened to me. I had like 4 jersey chasers back at my apartment last nite.
by TB430 November 12, 2006
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