fuck jens dude i fucking hate that guy hes such a fucking cunt why the fuck wont he fucking give me a ride to haggen
you know jens? yeah i hate that guy because he charges me $20 for a 5 minute ride to the grocery store
by JaY June 10, 2004
Toppling unceremoniously off a high heeled shoe whilst demonstrating how you fell off a high heeled shoe. Preferably In the company of large quantities of complete and total strangers
by racytray December 03, 2013
Pronounced "jjjjen jjjjen"
A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.
A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.
by Devonman April 23, 2019
Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket
Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
by RiceEater007 November 02, 2017