de-Jenner-ate

1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.

2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.

3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.

"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."

"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"

"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."

by al-in-chgo June 8, 2015

kylie jenner challenge

You take a shot glass or glass cup and suck really hard and when you let go your lips will be gigantic (Usually resulting in bruises and swelling, you are practically ruining your lips)

I did the Kylie Jenner challenge, and now my lips are huge!

by Sksoodkroellw April 21, 2015

Kylie Jenner

Previously daughter of Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner) and little white child of Kardashian family. Keen to follow in her sister Kim Kardashian's shoes, has bought herself a new body (ass and tits before finishing puberty) and of course plumped her thin lines and fake tanned her white freckle skin into a Latina looking Mrs Potato head. Her aim is to look like a hot half black chic when she really is just as white wonder bread. Catch her taking numerous selfies pouting and raising an eye brow or with older black men who just use her to become the next Kanye west. Also note: she is hotter on Instagram than in real life

"She's got that Kylie Jenner look?"
"What you mean?"
"She a hoe"

by xoxo gossip grl August 13, 2015

Jensen Shuffle

When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.

Brian: Where did Cole go last night?

Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.

by Superhighme June 3, 2011

Jenning

To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.

woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"

man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."

by Anti-Jenn May 9, 2010

Kylie Jenner

Somebody who gets lip injections and looks like a blowup fish.

Look at that Kylie Jenner.

by Atlanta1995 August 22, 2016

Jennell

Jennell is a person with a kind loving heart, she will always be there when you need her. Even if she seems she's mad, she's not. She tends to give many chances to people who she shouldn’t trust. But she will stand by your side through the toughest times, and hold onto you when you need her the most. When you first meet her she is shy yet crazy when around friends. his heart is fragile and yet shes is willing to love.

Jennell is the greatest

by Ilovebasketball245 April 20, 2018