speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

Jennings Sanders

Jennings is very hard on the outside. He does not tend to allow others easily into his life, and chooses his friends wisely. He is very smart, handsome, and above all charming. He is very well mannered and educated. He is driven in life, with great passion and endurance. Although he may not know this, he brightens the lives of many. Jennings should feel very proud of who he has become, and know that he will do amazing things in life.

Friend: How's life going?
Me: It's going great! I have a boyfriend now, his name is Jennings.
Friend: I thought you had given up on love.
Me: He's worth the fall.
I love you Jennings Sanders❤

by Peanutbutterlover98 July 31, 2016

buff jerking

The swag someone feels while wearing a leather jacket.

Look at Justin. He's buff jerking in that jacket.

by jhunt0123 February 20, 2011

cross jerking

The act of 2 males sitting next to each other, reaching over each others arms whilst jerking off the other person.

Rewrite to proper english please, cross jerking

by Internet Fanatic October 8, 2013

leroy jenkins

A now popular (April/May 2005) mantra used by people online. Usually before running into a large crowd of enemies in Online Role Playing Games.
Named after a vidoe made in World of Warcraft where a guy runs into a huge crowd of creatures yelling "Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!"

(referring to odds of beating creatures)
1st Guy: Well that's a lot better than we usually do.
Leroy Jenkins: Alright, times up, let's do this. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss.
....<entire group is killed by the creatures>...
2nd Guy: Leroy, you are just stupid.
Leroy: Least I ain't chicken.

by Rory June 3, 2005

Jenkintown

A beautiful, serene, and small town on the outskirts of Abington, Jenkintown is filled with many shops, Jewish people, and alcoholic teenagers. Basements are usually the epicenter of excitement, especially when you see everyone holding water bottles full of various alcoholic beverages. There are about 300 banks, 78 churches, and 1 Wawa that is critical to the surrounding neighborhoods. It can be said that basically everyone has hooked up with everyone, and that even your mailman knows shit about your life.

"where are you from?"
"jenkintown"
"wow... well that sucks"

by thefanny22 February 24, 2009

jenkinson

a clan of HILARIOUS people. They're extreamly supportive and happy.

Danm I love spending time with them Jenkinsons

by frosted_cupcakes May 25, 2012