1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.
1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
by Cunt Lips October 23, 2004
 Get the jalapeno poppermug.
Get the jalapeno poppermug. Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.
by hirec January 18, 2006
 Get the Jalapeno Poppermug.
Get the Jalapeno Poppermug. 1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom
2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy
2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy
by julian27 March 15, 2010
 Get the jalapeno condommug.
Get the jalapeno condommug. When a dude is having sex with a girl he takes a bottle of hot sauce and sticks it up the girls asshole so it burns her rectum while punching her ribs and stuffing a shit covered dildo in her mouth till she pukes.Then he yells ole' !
by Cick February 26, 2010
 Get the naughty jalapenomug.
Get the naughty jalapenomug. by Frogbert March 5, 2008
 Get the brown jalapenomug.
Get the brown jalapenomug. When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
by Shuaman April 17, 2017
 Get the Jalapeno handjobmug.
Get the Jalapeno handjobmug. 