Jakob

A whore-mongrel who likes chicken

Your mom is a Jakob...

by Legion of Chicken January 20, 2009

Jakob

He is a creep who will follow u around at school who thinks you like him when you don’t. He will get to stalker lvl 10000 and it’s to the point where your scared to be near him. He also likes to send anonymous messages to u saying it’s not him even tho u know it’s him. Sometimes you just need to get away from him

Oof there’s a Jakob over there

by Syders999 May 27, 2018

Jakob

Weird guy with bad personality. Tends to hang out at his house and eats weird foods. Jakob’s also have very weird friend groups and is a simp.

We should hang out with Jakob!

No, he’s with a weird person.

by Ok121413 March 26, 2020

Jakob

Some annoying boy in my art class😂😂😂

Jakob:throws a paper ball at me

Brianna:rolls eyes

by Idcughh May 20, 2018

Jakob

An absolute fucking faggot

“Yo that kid Jakob is such a dumbass”

by Ehope4.21 September 23, 2018

Jakob

The wrong way to spell Jacob. Spelling it like this typically means your parents do not love you or that you were an accident.

You: Yo what’s your name?
Him: Jakob
You: ooooo tough

by Burgerboy123 November 6, 2019

Jakob

Micro penis

my name is jakob

by Dhsjwjjdnxn February 25, 2017