old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

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JACKIE CHAN

Jackie Chan is someone who does Kung Fu, likes pandas and is really cool. He touches grass a lot, does the W, is not cringe.
Get yourself a Jackie Chan Bot.

''I just pulled a push door''
''NAH I JS PULLED JACKIE CHAN''

by notjoebatman_04 November 16, 2023

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Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

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The master of the world who can beat justin with 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 percent of his power. He is the greatest and will never be deafeated.

Jackie Chan is a God

by Master Jackie July 17, 2021

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You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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Jackie chans forbidden milkshake

When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake

Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys

by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021

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