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jacklock

When you are getting off to a static picture on your phone and you achieve orgasm before the lock screen comes on.
Browsing 4chan, I found a sexy picture. I was able to jacklock and passed out shortly after.
by RoboCritter March 2, 2014
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JackMott

To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.

Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.
Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.
by Slowtwitcher November 27, 2011
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Jackpot Baby

A child (usually a bastard child) deliberately conceived for the sole purpose of acquiring monetary handouts and other unfair perks. Usually born to welfare queens, illegal immigrants and other parasites.

When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.

Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.
Jackie: "I'm working at McDonald's during summer vacation. Where are you going to work?"

Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"

Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"

Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."
by IHateFreeloaders April 19, 2010
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Vegas Jackpot

A sexual position in which one partner jams several quarters or silver dollars partway up the other partners nose, then has them perform oral sex vigorously until the jackpot is 'released' in the form of coins, semen, or hopefully both simultaneously (also called a Riverboat Flush)
She wouldn't let me have anal sex, but she did give me a Vegas Jackpot!
by Dr. VonFrankensetin April 17, 2009
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Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!
by unnatural england August 15, 2009
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Jackolicious

The state of a drink when it has been "improved" by the addition of any whiskey product.
The game totally sucked until I got my jackolicious on.
by d^_^b February 27, 2008
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Jackbox

Jackbox is fun
by fatyoshi24 April 28, 2021
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