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Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.
Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.
by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021
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Johns Gravy

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy
Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left
by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022
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Johns mom

Darians bitch
Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.
by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023
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no johns

"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".
Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.

n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."

Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
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Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.
Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"
by rnnrdad November 19, 2015
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St Johns Prep

The male private high school in Danvers in 2 words: Daddys money
What do you think of St Johns Prep? St johns prep has a lot of preppy people
by Just the facts October 9, 2020
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Daniel Johns

Daniel Johns
Daniel Paul Johns is an Australian musician, singer, and songwriter best known as the former frontman, guitarist, and main songwriter of the rock band Silverchair.

He is a Scoundrel who has been at odds with Batman, and most recently has been accused of breaking up the Beatles.
Daniel Johns AKA The Scoundrel fought valiantly against Batman when his font was stolen.

Daniel Johns has a super cute dog.
by beruthiel_ May 19, 2022
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