Jalon

A man often dark skin he will remind you of your first crush. He will forever be in your heart if your in his,but if your in his heart your are very lucky because once your there you are the forever. He is the best person to talk to about any problem and he will be the one in your dreams giving you everything you could ever dream for because he us just that kind of person. If you have a jalon in your life do everyone a favor including yourself and never let him go!
Jalon is my baby find yourself a jalon too.

Jalon-hey so i was thinking alot about you last night
Me-why me
Jalon-because your beautiful and i need to let you know that
Me-but in not
Jalon-oh baby, come look in the mirror i need to show you something beautiful

by Marmar the read head December 9, 2018

Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

Jalloween

A festive holiday native to St. Catharines which falls on the Sunday night of the SCRC Invite. Those who celebrate drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst donning a costume starting with the letter "J"

Clark really crossed the line by dressing as Jesus for Jalloween

by invite July 13, 2009

Jaylon

A strong, amazing, young man with an enormous sexual appetite. enormous penis. amazing lover and simply irresistable to all women and loving and caring yet still very masculine. overall a one of a kind guy that is irresistible and a true prize for any woman

His penis is way to large....he must be a jaylon

by thefinestofall May 4, 2011

Jaloni

a female who is intelligent, kind, snarky, and humorous. she is quite quick tempered, but has a huge heart.

Jaloni is very funny.

by luvurself October 23, 2018

jaloproctitis

Rectal burning caused by defecating spicy food. (I didn't make this up).

"The chili you made last night left me with a pretty severe case of jaloproctitis this morning."

by j. rabbit richards April 8, 2006