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ivory smuggler 

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs
her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler
ivory smuggler by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006

Ivory Walrus 

When you nut in a girls mouth and she just happens to sneeze. Then the cum comes out both nostrils and sticks to her chin.
"Johnny Love gave that bitch an ivory walrus."
Ivory Walrus by ravekidz November 22, 2013

Ivory Desire 

When a black person wants a white person. Typically a white person wanting a black person is called Jungle Fever. Ivory Desire is the same thing but races swapped.
Jermaine suffers from Ivory Desire; he only wants white women.
Ivory Desire by Static-X kitten November 4, 2014

ivory wristwatch 

When you cum in her mouth, but she spits it out, and it lands on your forearm.
I didn't want to swallow, so I gave him an ivory wristwatch
ivory wristwatch by Twibblyboop December 14, 2016

ivory dome 

An expert in a field of work or activity. Also can mean a smart person.
"Dude that guy is a f***ing ivory dome in math"
ivory dome by Podbod September 4, 2008

Ivory Poacher 

An often very attractive or successful black woman who only dates successful and desirable/attractive white males. These men are thought by white women as having been lured and stolen away by what they view as a novelty in the sexy, well to do black woman. The thought being that they should stick to their own men. The Ivory Poachers motives range from simple preference to spiteful retribution so the term can be applied lightly as a humorous description, or harshly as an insult.
"I should introduce shawna to my cousin Pookie".... "Nah girl, she a Ivory poacher...she like dat cream"

"I really thought there was something growing between Brandon and I...but now he's dating that black chick with the Mercedes...fucking Ivory poacher!"
Ivory Poacher by RoG03 August 31, 2016