work

(noun)

A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).

(verb)

To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.

(noun)
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?

(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan

by Zor Prime November 22, 2003

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work

To perform intercourse with a woman, especially upon one who was previously unkown

Did you see that honey at the bar? I worked her silly last weekend.

by Big Steve September 10, 2003

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That Works

Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.

"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."

by KarmaLog August 3, 2018

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worked

1.to get worked is to get played (taken advantage of, tricked, etc.)
2. also used in situations where a person is falsely accused

Teacher- Sean, get out of my class! You know there's no talking during a test.
Sean- But I didn't even say anything!
Teacher- Well I saw you turned around so I say it was you.
Sean- aw, I got worked, bro!

by Lady_e_leazy March 6, 2008

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Work

Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time.

It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.

"Why'd you call me so much? I was at work."

"Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--"

"I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"

by Wok_n_Roller August 27, 2009

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