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shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE
Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.
by King Pinch October 10, 2009
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tinkers invitation

A last minute invite to a function usually as replacement for an invited person who can't make it.
I got a tinkers invitation to Julie's wedding this weekend, I wonder who bailed .
by Jessyjes November 5, 2017
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deep seat injection

A prank where you pull yourself down on a foam chair, fart, and switch chairs with your friend or enemy. When they sit on the dsi’d chair the smell puffs out. What a surprise!
My chair smells like shit, maybe Seat got a deep seat injection (dsi) by my shitty coworkers.
by Shitty Nick February 20, 2020
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blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"
by the_saurus October 20, 2012
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direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.
i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it
by love1d94 April 1, 2013
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Meat Injection

Stikcking a dick into a hole
by London August 17, 2003
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Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.
I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.
by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012
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