Internets

Something that George W Bush hears rumors on

I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets

by mightybob50 August 7, 2009

Interection

A sometimes awkward situation where someone else abruptly becomes aware that someone has a boner.

A combination between "interjection" and "erection"

Too many people are getting into a car, so some have to sit on laps. Attractive Girl sits on Guy's lap, Guy gets a boner

Girl: "Oh..!"
Guy: *cough* "Um, pardon my interection."

by vonvague December 31, 2010

internetsomnia

Usually present at the early hours of the morning, When browsing the internet looking at random shit is more interesting than being asleep. No matter how hard this person tries to leave, they have to just finish browsing all 30 tabs open.

You look tired man.

Yeah internetsomnia totally took over last night, was up until 5am watching youtube videos of people falling over!

by A9k September 30, 2011

Interjective

Something which is subjective, yet accepted universally.

It is an interjective fact that dirt tastes worse than strawberries.

by Tcho August 23, 2020

internets

It's a series of tubes.

The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

by glababa February 2, 2008

Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 4, 2005

interfection

The online transmission of a 'virus' or other internet malady.

"My puter got an interfection!"

by GRaddict September 25, 2006