Miss Information

A older woman that is trying to be helpful and sweet but her information is either old or invalid.

Miss Information called and told me about the sale at the grocery store but it was over last week.

by Brain Housing Group November 12, 2009

information closet

A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.

Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.

by pim-researcher November 8, 2009

Informatise

Derived from the French word for "computerized," informatise is a blend of inform and advertise.

Informatise means to advise and educate about the helpful uses of a product or service in a way that is not propagandistic or mindless.

The process of informatisation aims to enhance the knowledge base of its target audience thereby enabling them to make more informed decisions.

Informatisation usually takes place through or with the aid of a technological medium such as a tablet PC like Apple's iPad or iPhone.

Using his iPad, the guest lecturer informatised the first year medical students about his company's latest product, which he believed would improve the quality of life of thousands of people.

by skijake1 April 24, 2011

Information Masturbation

The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.

Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.

by wobblewarble December 22, 2012

information desk person

A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.

B: A heavily misused emoji.

A: Joey is an information desk person.

B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

by When_ January 6, 2021

the Information Superhighway

A word used by really hip intellectuals to describe the Internet. See also: the Net, World Wide Web.

I'm not sure what the definition of outdated is. Let's look for it on the Information Superhighway!

by TheRabidRhino December 22, 2003