How you show your love

Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.

Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2023

Shower your gf with LOVE

November 16th is the day you shower your girlfriend with all the love and affection you possibly can

Not loved enough? Don't worry its National Shower your gf with love day

by November 16, 2020

Love Your Money

We love you yeah
We love what you got and you've got it truly
You're talented kid
We can see it clearly
We love your sound
The way you look so we say sincerely
You're natural stars and we mean it really
{chorus}

We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
Yes we do

We love you yeah
place your trust in us completely
You'll sell worldwide we mean it really
We love your songs
shape your image and we'll all be wealthy
{repeat}

We love you so love your demo
We love you so love love love love
all your money
We love your money(love your money)
We love your money(love your money)
Love love love love all your money
(repeat chorus)

Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money

by Gothic Miscreant October 23, 2023

Love your engineer day

The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.

The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established

"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"

by The engineering prophet March 05, 2024

stroke your lovely

to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by

guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!

by Taylor e May 10, 2008

National Wear your Puppie love shirt

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 17, 2020