Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by A DUDE13545 April 01, 2009
Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)
Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.
Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.
by Zenigma December 13, 2009
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
by Brad5o5 February 01, 2009
a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"
Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.
by Cracka ho November 09, 2006
by Chris 119 December 11, 2008
to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself
When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.
It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.
It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.
by babycakest February 18, 2010