itumeleng

A freak only to her boyfriend.

Itumeleng looks innocent but she's a freak when she's with her "besssss" Hopolang

by Your fuckbuddy April 7, 2019

Remington Bard-itus

A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.

Dude, I think I have Remington Bard-itus so I'm gunna just jump off a bridge.

by RemingtonBard May 5, 2011

Eighth Grade-itus

The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.

"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"

by nyaha2 May 7, 2009

iTunes Store pest

someone on the itunes store who leaves a negative review on a TV season, movie, album, for the sake of pissing people off.

review 1: good album, love it

review 2: sweet, i love this album!

itunes store pest: ugh, awful! it sucks! hate it!

by ReNeGaDeNorman April 9, 2010

itunes

A music program created by Apple. Destroys and ruins all of your music files, supposed to organize them but does the opposite. Windows Media player is better by miles.

I downloaded Itune's to organize 5 gigs of music, and it created triplicates of every song and mixed them up to hell.

Song named: "08 The Fall Through Ginnungagap" :Amon Amarth

Itunes renamed it to "08 The Fall": Amon Amarth

Then created a new song "09 Ginnugagap" : Macy gray

by Taylor Payne January 9, 2008

Itus

Very common in people of African-American decent. It happens when you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.

Jamal: Yo, Malik, lets go to Dashauns house, he having a party.
Malik: Man, I cant. I just ate.
Jamal: Oh, you got itus right?
Malik: Yeah, I ordered some take out from Mings.
Jamal: That place is the shit, yo.
Malik: Mmmm...
Jamal: Malik. Malik?...Dumbass negro.

by Melbug March 11, 2009

iTunes 9

The newest version of iTunes by Apple. New improvements include:

- a shitty new store

- lagging capabilities beyond any older version of iTunes

- the ability to crash daily during the basic organizing of music

- a few shiny textures that Apple fanboys gave Vista a lot of shit for

- the ability to make Microsoft's Zune look like perfect software

I just got iTunes 9 on my PC. I wonder how it works on a Mac...

by Independence76 October 29, 2009