italy

A country renowned for its military prowess.

Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

italy

Home to the world's hairest, most abrassive and generally annoying people. Living off the glory of the former roman empire, which spoke Latin, not Italian. Get over yourself Italy. You're country is a piece of crap now, and pissed of that its neighbors to the north are a hell of a lot better.

Person 1: Wow, that girls pretty hairy, she must be Greek.
Person 2: No man, I think she's from Italy.

by Wendellll October 16, 2006

italy

Home to the most Ethnocentric, Conceited and Hairy people.

Andrew: Damn, that italian girl is so conceited.
Jeff: Yeah, especially since she shaved all that arm hair.
Frank: Italy sucks

by Andrew D April 18, 2006

Italy

Hey hey papa, give me wine!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget the taste,
Of the bolognese I ate before!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Looking closely, there's Earth!
Or maybe it's Earth?
I'm Hetalia!

Ah, with just a stroke of paint,
A wonderful world can be seen
Let's have a toast with our boots!
Hetalia!

("Ah, I'm hungry. I want to eat pasta!")

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Suddenly, there's Earth!
Lie on your back, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!

Ah, with just some boiling,
A recipe that will make you cry with joy

("The noodles are al dente.")

The zipper of dreams is fully opened!
Hetalia!

Hey, hey, fratello1, give me pasta!
While you're at it, sorella2, please boil it!
Oi, oi, nonno3, peace is great
Yes, yes, bambino4 (is that for me?)

Here, here, papa, give me wine
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!
I can't forget the taste,
Of the bolognese I ate before!

Hetalia
Hetalia
Useless Hetalia!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!

Ah, with just a stroke of paint,
A wonderful world can be seen
Let's have a toast with our boots!
Hetalia!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness
An exploration with our boots!
Hetalia!

Person 1: Hey have you seen Italy?
Person 2: ne ne papa

by Astrial December 17, 2018

italy

Italy is the land of dwarves, who cheated in the world cup. Italians are not only short, loud annoying. They are good-for-nothing matchos, who drive ugly cars like fiat, bad quality alfa romeos etc. Italians have the worst english accent ever. When they speak English, you think they are giving brith to a donkey.

Mama mia! look at that spaghetti eating, midget gay! He is from Italy.

by chinka July 17, 2006

italy

robbed australia of the world cup. nothing wrong iwth teh country or anything, italys cool but the world cup team were nothing but a bunch of rotten scuba divers. and lets not forget the whole materazzi and zidane incident.

1 - so where have you been?
2 - i was over in italy teaching the world cup squad how to dive

by insomniac16 August 1, 2006

italy

A country that is fake, and does not exist.

Italy was created by the media, advertising companies, and Hallmark.

by ItalyIsFakeForSerious October 16, 2008