I’m sorry FBI agent

If you typed this into the search bar you probably just searched up Bee Movie R34.

Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed ‘I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.

by pureboredom March 25, 2023

I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 3, 2021

'No, i'm sorry' 💔

James, for: Dont worry, i'm sure she'll say 'yes' soon enough! 🍾😉

Emma - 'No, i'm sorry' 💔
James - 'I'm sorry, what was that? Let me just ask you again...'

by James Knox November 26, 2018

I'm sorry

A phrase that you don't really mean

I'm sorry.....not really

by TheWarHorse100 June 29, 2020

I'm sorry about you

Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going through your mind

Dude, stop texting that chick; she's never responded to you and you look desperate. I'm sorry about you

by My Plaid November 18, 2022

I’m sorry

I apologize for everything Jews

Just don’t hurt me

I’m sorry

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

I'm sorry

A phrase that girls use way to much, and usually for dumb reasons

Guy:Hey
*one minute later*
Girl:I'm sorry that I didn't text back faster
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Guy:Hows it going
Girl:I'm ok
Guy:Ok
Girl:I'm sorry
Guy:For what
Girl:I don't know
Guy:@##%*@#@*?????!!!

by Republican🇺🇸 May 30, 2020