Ilyas

Super horny half Russian boy who yells “I HAVE A BONER”

Ilyas, more like boner boy

by JoeMama9987 January 4, 2020

ilyas

annoying mother fucker with a long nose and orange nose hair.

omg did you see that clapped yute, hes deffo an ilyas

by s.m June 1, 2018

to pull an ilyas

becoming single after unspecified time of not responding to any calls, texts, fbook messages (.. basically any type of modern communication) from your girlfriend.
A sleazy way to break up a relationship.

She almost told me she loved me.. I simply had to pull an ilyas.

by oliverski April 22, 2011

dirty ilya

Dirty Ilya is when the female partner has her feet behind her head while doing anal.

“Did Jennifer actually do a Dirty Ilya with Brian?”

by Adamminerva April 18, 2020

Ilya Mikheyev

The goat. Best hockey player of all time. Ilya Mikheyev

Person 1: Who is that number 65 he’s so good?
Person 2: Ilya Mikheyev
Person 3: Ilya Mikheyev

Person 4: Ilya Mikheyev

by ImmmJack1734 February 7, 2021

ilyas maluma

bad imitation of denis dosio. he’s very good at singing, and he’s known because he did kind of a remix of the song “yoshi”, calling it “soshika”. he’s very handsome, he loves raquel from la casa de papel and often screams her name in forests. he loves recreating scenes from la casa de papel and singing songs by tiziano ferro, dpg, fred de palma and other italian singers. he doesn’t know the song “perchè mi hai rotto il cuore”.
his best performances:

-continuo a chiedermi perchEeEeÈ questo bambino fa SOSHIKAAAA
-DI SERE NEREEEEEEEE
-scapperesti via con mEeEe, ma quale tour eiffEeEeL
-ti sbatto al cancello
-NO RAQUEL NON ANDARE LÌ CI SONO I CANI NO ASPETTA RAQUEL NO RAQUEL NO RAQUEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
-ᵘⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵗᵗⁱⁿᵃ ᵐⁱ ˢᵒⁿᵒ ᵃˡᶻᵃᵗᵒ, ᵒʰ ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ
-dimmi dOOOOve e quAndO

EXAMPLE 1
ilyas: COSA FAI PER POCO, ALLA FINE È UN GIOCO, CONTINUO A CHIEDERMI PERCHeEeÈ QUESTO BAMBINO FA SOSHIKA
A: is that ilyas maluma?
B: of course, he’s singing “soshika”!

EXAMPLE 2
A: hi ilyas
ilyas: ti sbatto al cancello baby

by sugarysuixide May 9, 2020

ben bank and he smell and he like the taste of ilya

ben bank like men and hes also like fifa this means hes wierd and like licking Ilya Sorokin because he taste like a sink after you clear your teeth and when johnny sweat of after ding your mum

ben bank and he smell and he like the taste of ilya

by gay ben sad ben dover bending December 2, 2021