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If It Helps

A hypocritical statement used in a situation in which everythings going right with you, yet wrong with someone else.
Boy 1: hey did you turn in your paper today.

Boy 2: I couldnt, my computer turned off in the middle of my paper, then once i re-typed it, my printer ran out of ink and paper.

Boy 1: That sucks, but If It Helps, I turned mines in.
by Numero A November 3, 2009
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if it's not worth it don't do it

Skeppy: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: SKEPPY STOP SAYING THAT

SKEPPY: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Bruno807 May 20, 2020
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If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass

A cope and excuse for those blindsided by the ammo shortages of 2020, as they did not maintain a good supply of quality ammunition for their rifles, and now must resort to buying steel cased ammo as all the quality brass type have been picked clean.
"If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass" Doesn't need an example, you know who you are, stop buying bad quality ammunition
by Mr.BradshawC August 29, 2020
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if it sounds good

Means you don't really give a fuck about the subject.
"Why are you so calm about everything? Do you not care about me ?"
"If it sounds good"
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If it's "Sus", it's a bust

Meaning if something of yours is looking a lil' suspicious, or "sus", then you're gonna get caught, so try not to be sus.
Boy 1: This my little bro right here
Boy 2: Aww, he looks cute in that photo
Boy 1: Wait....what?

Boy 2: Um..not like that...I...uh
Boy 1: Naw bruh, that's sus. You busted
Boy 2: Bro, what you mean?
Boy 1: If it's "sus", it's a bust

If it's "sus", it's a bust
by muhballsitch666 December 21, 2020
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If It's You, It's Okay

Someone who's mostly straight or gay, with one exception. It's often separated into three categories:

Sole Exception: The character in question has a one-off attraction to that person that transcends their sexual preference. This is based on mutual compatibility, or otherwise emotional attraction(this is similar to Demisexuality).

Even the Gays/Straights Want Them: The target of attraction is presented as being physically attractive enough to transcend the sexual preferences of people, not just the attracted character.

Closet Key: The exception gradually becomes the rule for that character (this not being a subversion as such as the trope applies at the beginning of the relationship and is seen as responsible for the gradual reveal of the character's sexuality/gradual transition of their gender preference).
William: G-George?! What are you doing? I thought you only loved women!
George: If it's you, it's okay, 'cause you're special, Love.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.
Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead
by Fhsd May 7, 2021
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