Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

When some Gingerkid mistakes you for your best friend.

"Hello, Cho Chang, my name in Gin-ny Weas-ley."
"Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
"That's Lavender Brown, Racist Sister!"

by grangerdanger December 23, 2009

I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 27, 2016

Aye Man I ain't Mean It

When you say something to an individual that would come off offensive and he or she could clearly kick your ass you pull back and apologize

George: *walks over to Henry and ask for the time*

Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"

George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*

Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"

by IDGAF1234 February 24, 2012

I ain't yo' baby's daddy!

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.

Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"

by Caleb Ross September 23, 2008

I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005

i ain't fucking wit you

I'm not playing with you or I'm not being with your any more

You got jokes , I ain't fucking wit you

by Gnuts24 September 22, 2017

I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all

When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 26, 2007