hypnotizing chickens

Conducting a briefing or presentation heavily laden with powerpoint slides when the goal is not imparting information, as in pentagon briefings for reporters. The format typically consists of 20 minutes of powerpoint with 5 minutes allowed for questions from anyone left still awake.

The Pentagon's news conference about the recent massacre in Iraq was a half hour exercise in hypnotizing chickens.

by Winking Chicken April 27, 2010

hypnotized by internal dialogue

When a persistent thought plays over and over in your mind.

Hypnotized by internal dialogue, she simply had no energy left or presence of mind for the actual conversation needing to be had.

by Keep Staffing Weird January 26, 2023

hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

Hippotize

Transforming a human and/or animal into a hippo for the rest of eternity.

Example: "Oi! Peanut head! I'll hippotize you!" "I swear you'll get hippotized one day!" "I'll make you as undesirable as the girl I hippotized!"

by Wenno August 13, 2018

Morbidly Hypnotic

Something which is disgusting, grisly, or gruesome - but both in spite of and because of that, those who gaze upon it find themselves unable to look away for a long period of time, and may even find themselves watching it again and again, if possible.

There was always something morbidly hypnotic about the way my father would use a knife to scrape the black stuff from under his toenail, wipe it on his knee, and repeat, until all nine toes were scraped clean.

by Resinhaulder May 28, 2010

hypnotism

The act of being hypnotized

I'm a hypnotist so I use lots of hypnotism

by Trumpet.2015 February 15, 2015

Hypnotic Pi

When autistic folks and idiot savants claim that hours-long meditation on the seemingly random or sacred digits of the number π puts them in some kind of trance, which allows their mind’s eye to see sexy numerical patterns or relationships, or to visualize kaleidoscopic geometric shapes in higher dimensions.

Number theorists obsessed with the properties of π love to indulge themselves in hypnotic pi activities, hoping to experience a few aha! moments, which could help them secure early tenure thanks to some breakthrough results or elegant proofs on pi that grace the pages of reputable math journals.

by MathPlus June 27, 2021