Boomer Humour

60+ aged ppl making jokes that aren’t funny, just racist and stupid comments.

Karen really loves to share her boomer humour on Facebook.

by Ashbarn August 11, 2023

New Good Windows Boy Humour

confusing and funny memes made by a big dingus

Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: new good windows boy humour
Guy 1: who tf is he?
Guy 2: THATS IT U DONT KNO FUNNI DINGUS, IM TELLING YOU THE EWANDOGGIE LORE
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

Straight-Laced Humour

Humour with a bite or edge to it, often involving some form of thought or analysis to really get or understand. Often used to teach or inform, much like satire or subtle sarcasm.

"People often say that I'm not very funny. I am, I just use straight-laced humour. Life's too full of nonsense as is for me to crack a joke without some form of thought put into it..."

by Whitly January 27, 2012

base humour

A strand of humour which is juvenile, puerile, and base—the kind normally expected of a manchester united fan, for example.

Dan's a united fan, he only gets base humour.

by LFCX6 November 20, 2019

primitive pp humour

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.

“Cock and balls”

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you”

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”

by Shidman23 May 2, 2022

schoolboy humour alphabet

schoolboy humour alphabet is the A - Z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys

schoolboy humour alphabet

1690: An important date in Irishhistory, the Battle of the Boyne; the best sexual position in 10
Anus: A good laugh is always had at Uranus
Arsehole: A person who talks through his backside
Bog: The toilet where you go for a crap and/or a wank
Bogs: Toilets and Utinals
Bonk: A fuck eg a good bonk - a woman worth fucking
Bum: Backside
Bumf: Toilet paper
Cavalier: A boy with an uncircumsised penis
Clit or clitty A woman's fanny
Crack: A woman's fanny
Crap: A load of shit
Cum: Spunk all over hands when you wank
Cunt: A woman's fanny
Dick: Penis
Escort Agency: Upmarket name for Prossie
Fag: A cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),
Fairy:
Fart: Wind blown out of your arsehole
Feck: Irish word for Fuck
Frenchies: French Letters
Frig: An alternative for Feck or Fuck
Fuck: Sexual intercourse with a woman
Geld: Castrate
Goolies: Testicles
Handjob: Having a wank
Hard on, a: A stiff dick or prick
Homo: A homosexual boy
Hump: Fuck or Bonk
Jack Off: Masturbate
Jacks: Urinals
Loo: see Bogs
Pansy: a bit of a sissy
Poof: A homosexual boy
Poofter: homosexual boy
Prick: Penis
Queer: A homosexual boy
Roundhead: A boy who is circumcised
Shit and shite: crap dumped in the bog
Six of the Best: an old expression.
A good caning given by a master or prefect
(Political Correctness means Corporal Punishment is no longer allowed).
Skiv or Skivvie: School maids. Not bad looking women.
Many of the older boys want to fuck them. Some probably do fuck them.
Sissy:
Spunk: The creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a wank
Tits or Titties: Breasts of a woman
Toss: Masturbate
Tosser: Someone indulging in wanking
Tossing: Masturbating or wanking.
Toss off: Masturbating or wanking.
Tuck Shop: School food is OK. Many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop.
Wank: Masturbate
Wanker: Someone who masturbates
Wet Dream: You dream you are fucking a woman, get a hard on and wake up feeling
somewhat wet with spunk all over the bed. Basically it is masturbating with no hands.

by Stias. January 18, 2006

Dark Humour

Humour that is not meant to be funny but offend sensitive people who cannot get a joke.
Dark humour has no limits.

Brian: What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Sensitive person: What?

Brian: Home Alone
Sensitive person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Brian: Chill out snowflake it's called dark humour

by Justaguy200 September 10, 2020