humlitang

humlitang - the bad way of spelling “humiliating” on facebook.

also, if you spell “humlitang”, somebody will come to your house and stab you.

BOB: “haha passing out is humlitang”

JOHN: “IM GONNA GO STAB YOU NOW."

by ansmithhater April 24, 2011

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 1, 2014

Humminaclap

A filler word, used to mock someone.

And then he was like, 'I'm gonna do this! Humminaclap Humminaclap Humminclap!

by hummiclep February 17, 2023

Hummingbirdog

When a partner inserts their tongue into the sphincter of another while simultaneously beating/rubbing off with both their hands. This position is usually done while the receiver is on all fours, and the giver sits between their legs. The act of nature is over when the giver has made it deep enough to the ‘nectar’ and the receiver gets a face full of seed. Just like an animal fertilizing the flower.

Frankie was on her hands and knees, while Toby sat and performed the hummingbirdog method on Frankie’s puckered anus. It was impressive watching Toby use both hands on his cock while simultaneously penetrating her anus. Based on the smudges on both their faces, looks like he got the nectar and she got the seed.

by Pinkpopper August 9, 2023

Rockie Mountain Hummingbird

When you're in the process of eating a girl out and you become bored, so you hum your favorite song.

I did the Rockie Mountain Hummingbird on my girl last night.

by Buy my oranges February 25, 2019

Humpit

Slang for Trumpet. Like a Trombone is a Tromboner, and a Saxophone is a Sexyphone.

I have band this hour.
What do you play?
Sexyphone.
Nicee, I play Humpit.

by theladygagagaga January 16, 2011

Hummingbird

Female Wit Smelly Vagina

Tell Dat Yamp Get The Summers Eve

Heard His Girl Is A Hummingbird Hes A Chicken Of The Sea Baii

by Leron aka Smooth aka Du$t August 30, 2011