Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.

"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."

by goatfetus June 23, 2023

hammerling

A sock, preferably a tube sock, that is half-filled with cat shit. Often used to hit a person or throw at a desired target.

Ryan: Why do you need my cat?
Paul: I think I can hit that old lady with a hammerling.

by Ben Walkingstick October 9, 2006

Pummelingus

While eating a chick out, you take the extra effort to pummel the clitoris for MAXIMUM TORQUE!!!

Last night while performing pummelingus on Clarissa, she came so hard she gave ME an Irish Peel.

by O'boyle October 29, 2008

hummusing

The act of eating or making the hummus which is a middle eastern dip made of mashed chickpeas, olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini.

Person 1:
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.

We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.

by SherenaToo September 22, 2015

Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.

by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018

hammering down

When it's raining rather harshly, making a loud noise and generally being rather wet.

Cor, it's hammering down a bit outside!

by Dessimat0r_ December 26, 2011

Hummingbird

A deep rim job where the tounge is inserted far into the recipients ass hole

Jim couldn't wait for Tom to give his quivering asshole a hummingbird.

by Chaunpop November 5, 2011