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hot mess

really bad trouble; awful mess
We are in a hot mess in Iraq.
by bearian February 14, 2007
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Hot Mess

A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.
by Wilbur Twotools February 24, 2008
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hot mess

Referring to any sexual activity in which the actions are getting to be of a perverse nature. Can be used spefically to describe male ejaculate or releasing of bodily fluids.
That girl was such a skeeze, I had to bust a hot mess all over her face.

I left a hot mess on her chest and then rolled around in it (Cleveland Steamer).
by Squad September 22, 2005
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hot mess

A girl who needs some serious help. A broke-ass chick.
That Stephanie be a hot mess all the damn time!
by Jillilicious September 20, 2008
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A hot mess

I blew a hot mess on her face.
by GemmeOuttaHere December 8, 2018
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hot mess

1) a dramatically serious/complicated situation
2) a person who has a tendency for displaying histrionics and for being involved in serious/complicated situations
3) a person, typically female, who is knowingly sexually provocative in order to get attention

The term apparently derives from a reference to recently defecated feces.
1) That argument they had the other day was more than a blow up, it was a hot mess.
2) Didn't I tell you that Paula Abdul was a hot mess before she jumped ship from American Idle?!
3) Britney Spears--she's just a straight up hot mess.
by Bencaith September 8, 2009
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Hot Mess

A term used to describe the aftermath of anal intercourse where semen, blood and feces ooze out of the anus.
After I hit that ass, it was a hot mess.
by nas'd November 2, 2011
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