Horse Cock Energy

A definiton used to describe a sigma male giga chad who is on the grind, and possesses an eternally large turgid penis.

*Giga chad walks by*

Gabe: "Horse Cock Energy! Horse Cock Energy!"

by HorseCockEnergy1381 June 23, 2022

Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

Horsefucker

A citizen of West Virginia.

Most of my family came from Tennessee, but my father's parents were horsefuckers.

by Eddie March 6, 2003

Horsepucky

Cleaned up version of "horseshit," meaning bullshit, garbage, lies or just in-general kinds of crap.

Charging 5 pennies for a bag of hard candy!? Horsepucky!

by Spike Gomez November 16, 2003

Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.

You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

by hooorse September 3, 2006