hoops

Basketabll.

"Let's play sum hoops."

by Diego August 31, 2003

whore hoops

large hoop earrings worn by girls who are in fact whores

She's got the whore hoops you know what that means

by Wilderhouse April 28, 2006

hopesfall

A band that used to be really good, but then decided to go the way of making radio-friendly rock/emo songs with their new cd "A Types". Before A Types was relased, it could be argued that hopesfall was invariably one of the most unique bands in hardcore. Now they've gone the way of Underoath, Hawthorne Heights, The Ataris, etc, basically any shitty band you can think of that has their shirts hanging at hot topic.

13 year old girl:Hey, have you heard hopesfall? I picked up A Types, its the best ever!
Me: No it's shitty. Listen to their CD "The Satellite Years", and "No Wings to Speak of", chump.

by Adrian Vegas September 25, 2005

Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.

Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.

by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016

My Hooves

Often used in place of "my feet", especially for bovine creatures, and Yak. Originally - Tom Green. Now used the world over (and especially in the south of England where they have nothing better to do) for comedic purposes and as an answer to everything. Hooves make a certain clippy-cloppy sound, so any use of "my hooves" is often preceeded by the question "Do you hear that sound?", even if there is no sound.

Never is it said in standard conversation. Always it is said manically. Crazy laughter occurs before, during and after speaking the words. The louder it is said, the better.

An competition also runs throughout all parts of the year to see who has trotted in the most interesting place. Any part of the country may be exposed to this phenomenon.

Beware. It's infectious.

"Do you hear that sound??"
"It's MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!!!!"

by electricyak November 23, 2004

air hoops

The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)

Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?

Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(Simulates shooting a basketball)

Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!

by Awesome Aaron from the 954 April 8, 2010

Hoopstar

Someone who spends all of his or her life trying to reach the top, without any regard to anyone or anything that gets in the way.

***or***

Someone who wants recognition for something that is pretty meaningless in comparrison to the negative effects caused by the actions of an individual.

In a nutshell: A person who achieves very little by destroying a lot, and expects praise - (often gets it by the ignorant individuals among us).

'I heard Jimmy won the Gold medal in the 2012 olympics!, what a guy!',

'dude, he baught that on ebay, its made of tin'
'geez, what a hoopstar!'

by xDoubleZer00x March 22, 2010