hooning

To rain heavily

What a miserable day; it’s absolutely hooning it down out there.

by Roydon Liz August 14, 2019

Hooned

The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day

Youve just been Hooned

by Hoonster September 20, 2008

Hooned

The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day

You've just been hooned

by Jamie Buxton September 22, 2008

Hooning

When you vomit so hard that you queef at the same time.

Kelly: "Have you seen Becky?"

Jessica: "I think she's in the upstairs bathroom hooning"

by Spailey March 15, 2016

hoon

ye who creates donutes with automobiles or boats

look at that fucking hoon in the water

by casey September 7, 2003

hoon

any sexual organ or act not referred to in insult or used as an insult

"that dog is hooning that man's leg" or "that girl has very nice hoons" or "i hooned all over my new pants" but not "hoon you motherhooner!" or any such expletive context.

by Henson October 2, 2005

hoon

An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.

Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!

by Hoon Hitter October 10, 2007