homemade smokes

It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up and fucken smoke it and its fucken crazy shash.

Tommo:lets make a homemade smoke
Aaron:Aight
Tommo:(makes it)......PUFFFFFFFFFF.......hmmmmmmm crazy shash.

by Darren Thomson June 15, 2005

homemade lasagne

Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.

She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Homemade Glory Hole

When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.

ALSO

When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.

Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.

Bobby: I don't have that problem man.

Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.

Bobby: Nice!

by An Entrepeneur April 27, 2011

Homemade Perogie

When a woman stuffs her vaginal cavity with cheese and mashed potatoes, then because of her extensive Kegel training she manages to squeeze out a a perfect potato cheese pocket straight from the homeland for her lover.

That bitch last night gave me the homemade perogie. At first I was like, what is this, but then I tried it and it was delicious.

by jochacho March 17, 2011

homemade milk

THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on.

"I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homemade milk "

by Bubba_The_Retard July 6, 2006

Homemade Brownie

When your giving doggie style, you pull out and theirs shit on your dick you have your girl suck it then swallow all of it. Repeat as many times nessesary until anus is clean.

My girlfriend's mom invited me over for dinner and for dessert ; homemade brownies!

by Bob bobo October 2, 2009

Homemade apple sauce

when you stick a slice of an apple in a girls vagina then leave it in overnight. When you wake up, suck her pussy and homemade apple sauce comes out.

dude, Hailey made me "Homemade apple sauce" last night, it was AWESOME!

by awesomedude123 March 3, 2011