by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009
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Get the HOB mug.One who masturbates in public.
hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.
knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).
Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.
knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).
Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"
"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"
Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"
Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"
"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"
Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"
Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
by Saverinator October 15, 2010
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by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009
Get the Hob Knocker mug.A choice between two (or more) unbearably bad options, also know as a Sophie's Choice. "Hob" is Old English for the Devil, so literally it's the Devil's Choice.
Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.
Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.
If Trump is not impeached, he will say in Office. If he is removed form Office Pence becomes President and any semblance of s socially just society will be under attack. It's a bit of a Hob's Choice.
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