Sneaky Hitchhiker 

After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.

I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.

Sneaky Hitchhiker by •BIGGIE• December 29, 2020

Polish Hitchhiker

When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".

My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.

Polish Hitchhiker by Mattslappy September 20, 2013

Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

Dirty Hitchhiker by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

stinky hitchhiker 

The act of inserting one's thumb into a partner's anus.

Jamal surprised Yolanda, anal virgin, with a stinky hitchhiker.

stinky hitchhiker by Robot and ManChild March 9, 2014

Polish Hitchhiker

Instead of walking on the side of the road trying to get a ride with your thumb out, The Polish Hitchhiker is the act of driving around picking up people on the side of the road with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Paul decided to be adventurous and help out some hitchhikers, by giving them the experience of a Polish Hitchhiker.

Polish Hitchhiker by hottbocks March 14, 2009

Dirty Hitchhiker

A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.

Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!

Dirty Hitchhiker by 9 Inch Justice November 6, 2010

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.

2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.

3. *issing important parts*

1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!

2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

3. they don't even get to milliways.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by A Hooloovoo September 8, 2008