historic crush

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.
My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.
by RwjKnowsStuff January 17, 2017
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Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.
"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"
by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019
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Historically Attractive

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now
Donald Trump is Historically Attractive
by John mojo January 30, 2021
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Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now
Donald Trump is Historically Attractive
by John mojo January 30, 2021
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historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."
Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.
by metawave August 14, 2019
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This kind of innocence is when someone, generally of a younger age or uneducated, is not aware of jokes and references of historical events, and/or is surprised when they find out about it.

This can also be used to define someone that jokes about tragic historical events and/or support these "ideologies" without really knowing what they are about.
py: yo sav check this sus shit out

*shows sav a roblox group that fetishises the a*yan race*
sav: i don't understand
laz: yoooo what the fuck
py: sav, do not lose your intellectual historical innocence
laz: for your own good
sav: uhh what
by KLSFLW March 05, 2024
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