Hefty Smenk

A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.

Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*

by Jàmié April 10, 2019

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you fell asleep on ur keyboard

whoomp! ∫hftytdtrdrtghcftdryffy7yf6t7t68

by G-NOOB-IRL May 3, 2021

hift

To kick some serious ass in a high quality way, even to the point of self surprise.

A true hifter is not bragging when they give themselves praise for the sheer surprise that their outstandingness afforded them.

Myles: “Wow, I made a real pile of hift out of that demo!”

Terry: “You really did! You’re such a hifting hifter! You hifted the hift out of it.”

by Mr. Hifty April 26, 2022

big hefty

A particularly large and violent dump.

That big hefty nearly killed me, I need to stop eating so much Taco Bell.

by Tane S. September 4, 2013

hofty

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

Hufty

Adjective- burly with a touch of oomf

oh ny god. That is a hufty fat rich king eating a very hufty fat loaf of Italian bread

by BigLoosh69 March 19, 2019

Hilty Pilty

an expression often used to describe something as being great. Often used with "muthafucka"

1. This is just hilty pilty muthafucka!
2. This brautwurst is hilty pilty!

by JaredTheWizard November 21, 2007