heemer

one who believes that the raunchiest girls are wick3d fine.

-dAim andrew, that kid is such a heemer.
- i know he might as well date an elaphant cuz that girl is
a-so a-grodie

by Coffey July 8, 2006

Fneeeben Heimer

1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.

2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.

3.a tiny dead horse.

1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"

2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."

3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."

by The Sexy Word Maniac February 18, 2009

Hemmerschemmer

a potato launching device.

A hemmerschemmer fed all the people of Turkey in 1660.

by Penguinassassin12345 September 7, 2010

Hemerology

The study of calendars

Professor: "I study hemerology."
Student: "That must take a lot of time."

by kemm1987 December 1, 2011

hermerlina

A person who gets on your nerves but means well annoying about sorta pretty smart talented and funny

You such a hermerlina

by Mybewhy December 24, 2016

Hemmered

When a best friend really tests you to the edges of your friendship boundaries and right when you don't think you can take anymore, they are there for you in the most supportive way- a way that redefines why they are your best friend.

When it seemed that no one in the world was on my side, he was there for me in the best way. He totally hemmered me!

by Writewirks June 5, 2018

hemeriath

a place called home when there’s no where else to go. a place whenever world turns its back on you, that one place is always the place to go. it’s a place in your heart.

“I’ll never forget Hemeriath. They’ll always be in my heart.”

by unknown userr January 8, 2021